the only thing i learned from this 3 week “relationship” is that to never leave your things at their place because you’ll never see it again, damn it.

how do i deal with stress? go on a tumblr binge… obviously.

She thought she was independent and strong, but she got one small taste of love and she was hungrier than anyone.
Ann Brashares

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

Finn The Human: "I'm just thinkin' bout Fire Princess. She didn't laugh at my joke the other day. I guess it's over. "
Jake The Dog: "What? Because of a Joke? "
Finn The Human: "I guess she used up all her laughs with some other guy.. having a girlfriend is hard "
Jake The Dog: "No, being crazy is hard. You're gettin' all hung up on imaginary problems! You gotta focus on what's real, man."